Saturday, March 11, 2006

Funny as hell

This is so funny... I got it in an email but it needs to be posted..... (sorry Jenny)


THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL HAS ISSUED A WARNING ABOUT A NEW

VIRUENT STRAIN OF SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

THE DISEASE IS CONTRACTED THROUGH DANGEROUS AND HIGH-RISK BEHAVIOR.

THE DISEASE IS CALLED GONORRHEA LECTIM AND PRONOUNCE "GONNA RE-ELECT HIM."

MANY CONTRACTED IT IN 2004 , AFTER HAVING BEEN SCR-WD FOR THE PREVIOUS YEARS.

COGNITIVE CHARACTERISTICS OF INDIVIDUALS INFECTED INCLUDE: ANTI-SOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDERS, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR WITH MESSIANIC OVERTONES, EXTREME COGNITIVE DISSONANCE,INABILITY TO INCORPORATE NEW INFORMATION, PRONOUNCED XENOPHOBIA AND PARANOIA, INABILITY TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR OWN ACTIONS,COWARDICE MASKED BY MISPLACED BRAVADO,UNCONTROL FACIAL SMIRKING, IGNORANCE OF GEOGRAPHY AND HISTORY ,TENDENCIES TOWARDS EVANGELICAL THEOCRACY,CATEGORICAL ALL-OR-NOTHING BEHAVIOR,AND PRONOUNCIATION DIFFICULTIES.

NATURALISTS AND EPIDEMIOLOGISTS ARE AMAZED AT HOW THIS DESTRUCTIVE DISEASE ORIGINATED ONLY A FEW YEARS AGO FROM

A BUSH IN TEXAS---

1 comment:

Jen(nifer) said...

No need to be sorry! Not a fan of our President right now either.